Coronavirus Dark Humor and Karen With The Essential Oils

According to every single Keyboard Warrior and news outlet on my Facebook newsfeed, it is only a matter of time before Coronavirus kills us all. The masses are selfishly hoarding face masks and clearing full grocery store shelves of their Purell (which, by the way, pisses me off because as an Extreme Couponer, that’s my job, plague or no plague).

“We. Are. All. Going. To. Die.”

OK. I’m not here to dispute statistics or the severity of a pandemic. I don’t have any conspiracy theories (at least none I wish to share…because, ya know…Big Brother). I am simply here to point out the hilarity that gets spread almost as fast as Fake News and misinformation. I love nothing more than a good old fashioned global crisis and the dark humor that it churns out.

Here is a collection of some of my favorites.

Shelf-Clearing

Coronavirus in The Office

Coronavirus in the Actual Office

That Bitch, Karen

Seriously, I can’t wait until Coronavirus takes out Karen.

Introvert Life

Redneck Logic

Anti-Vaxxers

Wish

Borderline Racist

Stand Alone Hilarity

And This Just WTF?

Here, I would like to make the official disclaimer that I’m about one million percent positive that I and all other moms are probably immune to Coronavirus. I have obliviously walked around with shit and/or puke somewhere on my body for embarrassingly long amounts of time. I have wiped runny noses with my bare hands. I have had sneezes sprayed straight into my eyeballs. I’m good. My body’s got this.

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