I LOVE MY KIDDOS. All freaking three of them. No, wait – six. I have two dogs and a hubs as well. Anyway – I friggin love them all. And I’m pretty sure they all love me too – which is kind of mind-blowing because… I’m a Shitty Mom. Sometimes there is no clean underwear.…… Continue reading How To Tell If You’re A Shitty Mom
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Terrible Two’s Is Happening – Please, Send Vodka
My third and youngest child has finally hit that oh-so-magical milestone: The Terrible Two’s. I had almost forgotten what the magic was like. The organic sound of nail-dragging screams. The assertiveness. The impressive ability to turn from happy-go-lucky Little Man to uncompromising dictator in seconds flat… Yep. It’s happening. No one knows when or where…… Continue reading Terrible Two’s Is Happening – Please, Send Vodka
Daylight Savings Ass-Dragging
The Husband and I woke up late today, (fucking Daylight Savings) so it was already a rushed morning. Husband has a great job where a lot of people depend on him, so he had to get out the door rather quickly. No time for our usual morning coffee together. It’s ok. Life happens. Our daughter…… Continue reading Daylight Savings Ass-Dragging
