I LOVE MY KIDDOS. All freaking three of them. No, wait – six. I have two dogs and a hubs as well. Anyway – I friggin love them all. And I’m pretty sure they all love me too – which is kind of mind-blowing because… I’m a Shitty Mom. Sometimes there is no clean underwear.…… Continue reading How To Tell If You’re A Shitty Mom
Last night the Hubs and I watched the 1995 Dustin Hoffman classic, Outbreak. Ya know, the one where Patrick Dempsey brings the Motaba-infected monkey to America and unwittingly begins an epidemic. Ah…Nothing like putting the kids to bed early just to eat popcorn and freak ourselves the eff out during Corona-Isolation…Romance at its finest. But…… Continue reading Why Are We Obsessed With Doomsday Movies During COVID-19?
According to every single Keyboard Warrior and news outlet on my Facebook newsfeed, it is only a matter of time before Coronavirus kills us all. The masses are selfishly hoarding face masks and clearing full grocery store shelves of their Purell (which, by the way, pisses me off because as an Extreme Couponer, that’s my…… Continue reading Coronavirus Dark Humor and Karen With The Essential Oils